|Well, here they are!
Some of the corniest old gags
and jokes about railroad life
you've ever heard! Prepare to slap
your knee and bust your
buttons cuz here they come! (
yes...you're supposed to groan )
LAWYER: "Did you
see the automobile approaching the
"Yes sir -- and I said to myself,
" That sure is a nice car -- wasn't
TRAVELER: "What's the use of you
having a time table if your rotten trains
never stick to it?!"
PORTER: " Well, sir... how would
you even KNOW they was runnin' late if NOT for
An elderly lady
walked into a Toronto ticket office and
asked for a ticket to New York. " Do
you want to go by Buffalo?"
inquired the ticket agent.
"Certainly not!" she answered
indignantly, " I want to go by TRAIN!"
passenger: "Shall I brush you off,
PASSENGER: " No
thank you.....I'd prefer to get off the
train in the USUAL manner!"
CONDUCTOR to passenger: " Sir, I
must ask you not to leave your luggage in
" That's not my luggage, my good
man.....that's my LUNCH!"
MAN: "Well, I can see that
there must be a train around here
makes you say that, dear?"
MAN: " Because it left its TRACKS
the Mama Steam Engine
say to her Baby Steam
Engine at supper time?
Question: Why do Y6's
Answer: How could you
get a 2-8-8-2 in a bathing suit?